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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 18:38
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
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Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Has Pope Francis signed a document that gay men can now become priests?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Nuts and Butts
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Why do some women squirt and some don't?
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
What should be done after the attack on Donald Trump to abandon vicious partisan rhetoric?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried